Difference between revisions of "The Orphan and Bus Problem"

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A busload of nuns is hurtling towards a cliff. You can save them, but the absolute only way is by killing a single, terribly cute young orphan. How would the followers of various gods approach this issue?

Aelin

Aeolis followers would

Alil followers would

Serachel followers would let the bus go over, then distract the orphan and push him off the cliff while he's not looking.

Alatharya

Enirra followers would

Caladaran

Alajial followers would try to convince the bus not to hurt those poor nuns.

Chadraln followers would give you an accurate measurement of the trajectory of the bus as it goes over the cliff.

Jalassa followers would think about it for a while, kill the orphan, then go meditate about it afterwards.

Ch'taren

Calaera followers would

Rystaia Lightbringer followers would

Vaialos followers would

Ethron

Elar followers would

Lielqan followers would

Nariel followers would

Human

Jolinn followers would

Dolgrael followers would

Lilune followers would

Kankoran

Arikanja Blackfang followers would

Girikha followers would

Khanval followers would

Nefortu

Ayaunj

Bayyal followers would light both bus and orphan on fire.

Tzajai followers would

Shuddeni

Arkhural followers would

Ashur followers would

Rveyelhi followers would

Srryn

Fenthira followers would

Sitheus followers would

Sythrak would ask if the bus had warmbloods on it.

None

Iandir

Mythical, Historical, or Destroyed Deities

Aolo

Joktan

Kyana would have a good cry about the tragedy of such a manufactured scenario.

Marlax

Shias