Arkhural's Greatest Moment

[Jolinn]: Hey, is ashur here?

• [58 Human SUP] (PK) [RAIDER] Caine the Usurper, the Student of Fwap
• [60 Calad IMP] (PK) [SEEKER] Jolinn, flushed after watching South Park episodes
• [58 Human SUP] (PK) [WANDERER] Rystaia is here, Elf-Lover Eternal
• [58 Aelin SUP] (PK) [SEEKER] Erinos the Dark Lord of Canada, Advocate of Golconda
• [60 Shud IMP] (PK) [CONQUEST] Ashur the Mastah Ass Blastah, Whore of Babylon

[Jolinn]: he just posted something to the forum [Jolinn]: Let's get him

Jolinn says 'Well, being as:'

<30000hp 8803m 7089mv> at ashur c 'alter self' ashur You weave over youself an illusion of Ashur.

Jolinn says 'He can no longer chain out of range' Jolinn says 'he can't learn nosubdue mobs'

/* This is Arkhural */

[Ashur]: I'm here

Jolinn says 'He can't nof/vis things'

[Jolinn]: Ah, excellent

Jolinn says 'As per the abusive mobs he's learned' Jolinn says 'I'm going to ask him to not use them'

[Ashur]: Whaddya want ya wanker

Jolinn says 'Not ask, order'

[Jolinn]: EVERYTHING!!##@$

[Ashur]: BIIIOOOOTCCHHH

[Rystaia]: I want mobs to be able to dual wield

[Ashur]: Never

[Jolinn]: Ah, so it begins

[Ashur]: Dual wielding mobs = gay

[Jolinn]: Madman

[Rystaia]: weapon magic poison bash lightning summon charm cold disease slash negative holy wood iron silver

[Jolinn]: I want dual wield for our swordmaster mobs, damn you

[Rystaia]: oh phooie

[Ashur]: Bleh, fine

[Rystaia]: It's not gay. Can't you do it?

[Rystaia]: <beam>

[Ashur]: I'm Ashur, I can do anything

You are affected by the following:

• Spell: alter self  : modifies none by 0 for 15 hours

[Jolinn]: Medievia = lame [Jolinn]: Their skill/spell list is atrociously dull

[Ashur]: Two classes? Bleh

[Jolinn]: 4 million room wilderness? *yawn*

[Ashur]: We will BURY them

[Jolinn]: Iandir "It's easy to write 4 million rooms when your room is a +" [Jolinn]: hehe [Jolinn]: Oh, and they bragged about their 'heavily coded' catacombs [Jolinn]: Snicker [Jolinn]: I read the features [Jolinn]: Come to darleni, be blown away

[Ashur]: When's Marlax going to be done with that?

[Jolinn]: He's writing the fields around it now

[Jolinn]: That, and I'm sure Iandir will give it a workover

[Ashur]: What about you and Caine, are you guys going to be doing Earendam anytime soon?

[Jolinn]: I should start digging tonight [Jolinn]: I'm guessing we'll keep the brothel [Jolinn]: [or write our own] [Jolinn]: I want ethron dancing girls

[Ashur]: WHOOOORES

[Jolinn]: Hey ashur, can we get more people to code? [Jolinn]: *whiiiiiineee*

[Ashur]: No, I hate knowing other people have touched my code

[Jolinn]: It was revealed that erinos is bored all day, and knows C [Jolinn]: Ashur, I hate seeing 2 and 1/2 weeks without a single change

[Ashur]: Speaking of which [Ashur]: There's going to be another 10-day period of that

[Jolinn]: ee-x--c--ell--lent

[Rystaia]: Where is that punk Synrael when I need him?

[Jolinn]: He said all Canadians were is America-lite, and ran off

You tell Jolinn 'I think we should give Caine PGP access'

Jolinn tells you 'sure, if you like' Jolinn tells you 'Why caine?'

[Erinos]: Hmm. Is the bunk bed a wonder of modern science?

Jolinn tells you 'bastard'

Jolinn slays you in cold blood! You have been KILLED!! You have returned as a ghost, for the moment.

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