The Orphan and Bus Problem

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A busload of nuns is hurtling towards a cliff. You can save them, but the absolute only way is by killing a single, terribly cute young orphan. How would the followers of various gods approach this issue?

Aelin
Aeolis followers would
Alil followers would
Serachel followers would let the bus go over, then distract the orphan and push him off the cliff while he's not looking.
Alatharya
Enirra followers would
Caladaran
Alajial followers would try to convince the bus not to hurt those poor nuns.
Chadraln followers would give you an accurate measurement of the trajectory of the bus as it goes over the cliff.
Jalassa followers would think about it for a while, kill the orphan, then go meditate about it afterwards.
Ch'taren
Calaera followers would
Rystaia Lightbringer followers would
Vaialos followers would
Ethron
Elar followers would
Lielqan followers would
Nariel followers would
Human
Jolinn followers would
Dolgrael followers would
Lilune followers would
Kankoran
Arikanja Blackfang followers would
Girikha followers would
Khanval followers would
Nefortu
Ayaunj
Bayyal followers would light both bus and orphan on fire.
Tzajai followers would
Shuddeni
Arkhural followers would
Ashur followers would
Rveyelhi followers would
Srryn
Fenthira followers would
Sitheus followers would
Sythrak would ask if the bus had warmbloods on it.
None
Iandir

Mythical, Historical, or Destroyed Deities

Aolo
Joktan
Kyana would have a good cry about the tragedy of such a manufactured scenario.
Marlax
Shias