Gag Items

What fun are mortals if you can't take the piss out of them? We have a dedicated merchant (Galshivin, vnum 13845) for selling such things, and assorted gods of caprice (Tzajai primarily, Ayaunj could probably get in on the action when she is later established).

But how will we ever know which items are the most hilarious? The greatest buckets for containing the milk of these beautiful lulzcows we call players?

1. Object 8890 - a rugged set of adventuring trousers A particularly manly pair of pants. If one who has made a vow to both manliness and fashion should wear them, they will be fully able to appreciate their manliness. Others who look at such a rugged soul will be so overwhelmed that they will see many hilarious things instead.
2. Object 13754 - a small opal-encrusted mirror Only the finest of mirrors! May have some side effects. Like zombies.
3. Object 22716 - a pair of strangely-marked boots Focuses your mind... on dancing!